Shut up! Will you shut up?!

Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

Oh, ow!

The nose? Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

I am your king.

Shut up! Oh, ow! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

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